Bexley Council

Given this, in Bexley Council’s recent consultation on the ‘disposal’, i.e. concreting-over, of four of the Borough’s green spots:

5. If you do not support the redevelopment of any or all of these sites, please indicate which of the following options you prefer:

If you don’t support the closing of your local [insert local amenity], please indicate which of the following options you prefer?

• The killing of all first-born infants
• A plague of locusts released on the Borough
• An increase of 1000% in parking charges (subject to a local referendum, where this will be the only option)

See this post, as well.